anotic:

i’m almost 20 years old and i still don’t know who the fuck the muffin man is

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis